Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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