I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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