i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I will be naked everywhere
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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