shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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