therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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