Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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