dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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