last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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