whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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