It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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