Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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