Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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