The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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