we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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