He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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