I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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