she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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