Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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