i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
As shirtless as possible
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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