Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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