we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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