He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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