I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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