I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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