i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
