this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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