does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Randomize
