You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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