we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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