dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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