Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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