I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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