already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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