You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my being single is dangerous.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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