i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
