Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Everclear isn't food dammit
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Randomize
