32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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