she was so not down for the gang bang
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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