Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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