Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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