just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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