I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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