maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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