ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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