There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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