You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Randomize
