with your own penis?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just had sex on a roof
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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