bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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