you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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