They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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