i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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