i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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