Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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